女孩必须记住的几句英语！

女孩必须记住的几句英语！

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    The nice men are ugly.
    　　好男人不帅。

    　　 The hand some men are notnice.
    　　帅男人不好。

    　　The hand some and nice men are gay.
    　　又帅又好的男人是同性恋。

    　　The hand some ,nice and hete rose xual
    men are married.
    　　又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。

    　　Men who are not so hand some but are nice men have no money.
    　　不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。

    　　The men who are not so hand some but are nice men with money think we
    are only after their money.
    　　不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。

    　　The hand some men with out money are after our money.
    　　而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

    　　The hand some men, who are not sonice and some whatheterosexual don’t think we are
    beautiful enough.
    　　不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。

    　　The men who think we are beautiful, that are he terosexual,some what nice and have
    money are cowards.
    　　又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。

    　　The men who are so me whath and some, some whatnice and have some money and thank
    　God are heterosexual are shy and NEVERMAKETHEFIRSTMOVE!
    　　又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。

    　　The men who never make the first move, automaticallyloseinterestonuswhenwetake
    theinitiative.
    　　那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。

    　　NOW...WHOINTHEHELLUNDERSTaNDSMEN?
    　　现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西？

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